{"product_id":"argue-myself-skeleton","title":"Argue With Myself Skeleton Embroidery Design, Instant Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eStitched out this one as a round badge-style composition and honestly it nails the whole exhausted-parent energy in one shot. The text wraps in a circle around the outside, the words starting with 'I used to be cool' arching over the top and 'of myself' across the bottom in chunky varsity satin fill. Centre of the design is a lil skeleton wearing a bandana and sunglasses, throwing a peace sign, looking way too unbothered for someone in the middle of a household argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGonna look the part on a black tee or hoodie for any mum or dad whos given up explaining why the couch cushions belong on the couch. The design runs 22,138 stitches at the 5 inch version with 139 trims, going up to 36,709 at the largest, all in a single black thread. The text uses a mix of satin columns and tatami fill in the big letter sections so they dont look empty or flat. Digitising is done in embroidery software so the skeleton detail, especially the hand bones on the peace sign, is sharp even at smaller sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse a cutaway stabiliser here. Im gonna keep saying this for any design with dense text fills because the pull from all those satin columns is real. Tearaway lets the letters shift and youll end up with wavy words. Not a good look. Run the machine around 700 stitches per minute through the heavy badge border. Stitch the smaller 5 inch on a chest-left placement, the 6 inch goes full front-centre on a hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne customer wrote me earlier this month saying she stitched this on a hoodie for her sister who has 3 kids under 5, and it caused a mini emotional breakdown of recognition followed by laughter. Thats the goal honestly. Send me the finished photo if you make it, Im collecting these.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Re Embroidery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45863711932566,"sku":null,"price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6262\/9270\/files\/ArgueWithMyselfSkeletonMachineEmbroideryDesign.jpg?v=1763966033","url":"https:\/\/reembroidery.com\/products\/argue-myself-skeleton","provider":"Re Embroidery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}