{"product_id":"funny-golf-quote-typography","title":"Funny Golf Quote Embroidery Design, Golf Typography, Instant Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe whole joke is in the layout. Five lines stacked tight: the phrase \"i hate golf\" repeated three times in chunky black slab-serif caps, then a single loose green cursive line that says \"Nice Shot!\" breaking the stack, then the same heavy black lettering at the bottom reading \"i love golf\". Thats it. The contradiction does all the work, and anyone whos ever missed a putt by an inch will get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo colours only. Black fills the block text and green fills the script. Wilcom EmbroideryStudio digitised it so the satin columns on those big letters are dense and flat with clean hard edges, no shimmy or pull. The cursive line is stitched in a bouncy walk-stitch style that genuinely looks hand-lettered at full size, its the contrast between the two fonts that sells the gag visually.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStitch counts run 10,714 on the 4-inch up to 21,037 on the 7-inch, decent density for text-heavy work at 499 per square inch. Use a cutaway backing on woven cotton so those long satin columns dont tunnel on you, especially on the larger sizes. Tear-away works on stiff canvas or thick denim if thats what youre going on. Hoop tight, the verticle alignment on the stacked lines needs to stay true or the joke lands sloppy. A customer who grabbed this last autumn ended up using the 7-inch on a golf bag front pocket. Wide open dark green canvas. Perfect contrast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBest on white, pale grey, cream or light-coloured fabric where the black text reads full weight. Navy or dark grey is fine if you want a moodier look, the black still shows on dark fabric with the right thread tension. Skip patterned backgrounds entirely. Typography this tight needs a clean canvas to land the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Re Embroidery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46186894590102,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6262\/9270\/files\/FunnyGolfQuoteTypographyEmbroideryDesign.jpg?v=1768820877","url":"https:\/\/reembroidery.com\/products\/funny-golf-quote-typography","provider":"Re Embroidery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}