{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-quote-lettering","title":"Funny Kitchen Quote Lettering Embroidery Design, Dishes Humor Machine Embroidery, Instant Download","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Blessed\" swoops across the top in a big orange brushscript with a small decorative flourish curl off the B, like something chalked up on a kitchen board. Below it, \"are those\" in solid black condensed slab-serif, then the two biggest words of the whole design filling most of the width in heavy condensed caps. Then \"my\" tucked small underneath, and finally \"Dishes\" in another generous orange brushscript that mirrors the opening word. Two small black teardrop flourishes sit on either side of the second line to balance the composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe portrait orientation is what makes this one interesting. Its taller than it is wide, so it drops onto an apron chest panel or a tea-towel length naturally without any awkward white space. The solid black slab-serif lines have that old-fashioned diner signage weight to them, chunky enough to read across a kitchen. The orange script breaks that rigidity and keeps it feeling handmade instead of stamped on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI stitched a test of this onto a white linen towel about 2 months ago and gifted it to my sister. She texts me last week to say three people at a dinner party asked where it was from. Thats the thing with a funny phrase design, people actually stop and read it. The quote does its own work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack the fabric with a woven non-stretch cutaway stabiliser on woven cotton or linen. Hoop with consistent tension on all sides and dont float the fabric or the dense satin fill on the lettering will drag. Keep the underlay density tight on the condensed cap lines, they sit better with two underlay passes than one. White or natural base lets the burnt orange pop properly. Drop me a message if anything looks off and ill fix it same day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Re Embroidery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46187860033686,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6262\/9270\/files\/FunnyKitchenQuoteLetteringEmbroideryDesign.jpg?v=1768909175","url":"https:\/\/reembroidery.com\/products\/funny-kitchen-quote-lettering","provider":"Re Embroidery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}