{"product_id":"funny-sewing","title":"Funny Sewing Embroidery Design, Instant Download","description":"\u003cp\u003ePile of thread spools, scissors and a cheeky sewing pun, real proper sewing-mum energy across the whole panel. The quote reads If You Use My Fabric across the top in fat black block caps, then three lil thread spools sit in the middle, magenta wound on the left, candy red in the centre with grey open scissors crossing it, and lemon yellow on the right. And below the spools, the punchline finishes off, I Will Cut You Scissors, in matching chunky satin caps. Thats the kicker, thats the whole vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI drew this for sewing-room wall hoops and craft-room aprons. Wanted the lettering thick and stamped-looking, kinda like a workshop sign somebody nailed up over a cutting table. The black satin caps run dense, the spool wood is a warm brown, the thread wraps are tight satin in the three accent colours, and the steel-grey scissors crossing the middle spool got a directional fill so the blades catch light. So colour changes are 7 across the file but the run order is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne customer ordered this back in feb after her quilt-guild meet, she said her stash kept disappearing whenever her sister visited. She stitched the 7.51-inch size onto a warm taupe duck cloth apron pocket and hung it next to her cutting table, sent me a snap of her sister reading it for the first time. Apparently her sister laughed for a full minute. So this design earns its keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRun this on natural osnaburg, mushroom flannel or sand twill, the black caps anchor beautifully against a neutral. But avoid white because the dark caps can look stark, the linen tones are softer. Drop the 5-inch run on a sewing tote, fix the smallest 3.51 on a pin-cushion top. Skip terry or fleece on the largest hoop, 32k stitches and dense satin will pucker plush fabric every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDensest sections are the eight-thousand-plus stitch black caps. Hoop on heavyweight cutaway stabiliser, ease back the rpm on the directional satin of the scissors blades. Drop in a 90\/14 sharp for the spool curves so the underlay doesnt show through the wood-tone fill. And float a tear-away topper on canvas if youre seeing the underlay peek through anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Re Embroidery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45766106874006,"sku":null,"price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6262\/9270\/files\/FunnySewingMachineEmbroideryDesign.png?v=1761383545","url":"https:\/\/reembroidery.com\/products\/funny-sewing","provider":"Re Embroidery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}