{"product_id":"this-is-crappiest-gift-ever","title":"This Is the Crappiest Gift Ever Embroidery Design, Instant Download","description":"\u003cp\u003eSketched this one out last year for gag gift sets and it turned out to be one of my best sellers for exactly that use. The layout is bold chunky mixed-case lettering with a little poop emoji shape squeezed in next to the cursive gift. Three colour changes, red, green and that signature tan-brown, and the stacking of all those different font sizes is what sells the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTape a piece of tearaway stabiliser behind your fabric for the text fills here. The satin column letters in THIS and CRAPPIEST are the heaviest sections, so give them slow passes. 5 sizes available, smallest is just over 3 inches wide at around 6,500 stitches, largest goes to nearly 6.8 inches at just under 16,500 stitches. White, cream or light grey fabric lets all 3 colours read properly. Dont put it on red fabric, the red text section just disappears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy nephew asked me to make this for a work secret santa exchange last november and the person who received it was laughing before they even saw the inside of the bag. Thats kinda the goal with this one. Short run of stitches, easy setup, the joke carries the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks on tote bags, tea towels, gift pouches and joke birthday aprons. Pop it on a plain white pillowcase for a funny housewarming present. Ping me if the file isnt working right and Ill sort it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Re Embroidery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45995875434646,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6262\/9270\/files\/ThisIstheCrappiestGiftEverEmbroideryDesign.png?v=1765077945","url":"https:\/\/reembroidery.com\/products\/this-is-crappiest-gift-ever","provider":"Re Embroidery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}