Being Naughty Gets You Poop Embroidery Design, Instant Download

Took a swing at this one last winter when a customer asked me for a really irreverent santa quote and the usual nice-list designs werent landing the joke. The stack reads BEING in chunky red satin caps with a small santa hat tipped over the B, then Naughty drops down in flowing black cursive, then GETS in red caps with 2 powder blue snowflakes flanking it, then You in black script with a soft tan poop swirl sitting beside it. The mix of serious satin lettering and the cartoon poop is what sells the joke.

4 colour changes total: red, black, blue, tan brown. The whole thing reads clean even at the 3.51 inch hoop because none of the type runs into the illustration elements, theres breathing room around each shape. Stitch counts run 8,418 at the smallest up to 22,349 at the biggest 7.51 inch hoop. Density sits at 418, comfortable middle ground that wont pucker on lighter knits. The poop swirl uses directional satin from base to tip which gives it that soft-serve look without needing extra colour shading.

Hoop with a medium weight cutaway underneath if youre running this on a knit or fleece, tearaway is fine on canvas or twill. Add a layer of water soluble topping if the fabric has any texture, otherwise the script details on Naughty and You will sink. Skip the busiest hoops here, you want this on a clean cream or white base so the red and black pop. Stitches per minute around 750 keeps the bobbin tension even on that dense red satin.

One customer ordered 6 of these last December for a white elephant gift exchange at her office, said they were the only present anyone actualy fought over. Best on a cream tea towel, oatmeal canvas tote, or a sandy beige sweatshirt where the blue snowflakes have somewhere to land visually.