Sketched this layout out because I wanted the typography to do the comedy work, not a character illustration. The hat sits in the upper corner, grey felt pompom, red brim, tilted like it just landed there, and then the text does the rest. 'DEAR' is small and polite up top. Then 'Santa,' sweeps in big and dramatic. Then 'I REALLY' shouts back in block caps. And 'tried' just kind of trails off at the bottom in casual cursive. Little red hearts and snowflake dots scatter around the negative space so its not bare. Thats the whole joke, the typography tells it.
Plotted in my workhorse software. The mixed-weight sequencing comes out with each element at its own density, the hat pompom is satin-filled grey columns, the top 'dear' text is small dense satin red, the black script 'Santa,' runs at 305 density to keep the fine loops from distorting, and the middle block letters are a heavier fill stitch. 3 colours total, grey, black, red, with 2 colour changes. Stitches run from 7,009 at 3.22 inches wide up to 15,784 at 6.89 inches. Tearaway stabiliser works on most woven fabrics at the medium sizes, I n the smallest size youll want to reinforce with a light cutaway layer so the fine cursive doesnt pucker.
One customer wanted this on a white pique polo for their office christmas party, they ordered a 4.5 mid-size and said colleagues were stopping them all day to read it. Its the kinda design you wear once and everyone remembers. The cherry red thread on white pique reads clean without topping needed. Chocolate brown bobbin thread keeps the back presentable on pale fabrics.
Use the 3.22 inch version on a gift tag or small stocking cuff. Best to run a test swatch on stiff woven before committing to the final garment since the mixed type weights can shift slightly on loose weaves. Email me if theres a problem loading any size and Ill fix it up.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- White pique polo shirt left chestThe 4.51-inch size fits a standard left chest placement with room around all edges
- Christmas stocking cuffStitch the 3.22-inch on a stocking cuff using tearaway, the hat and text scale down cleanly
- Holiday novelty gift bagPrint on a cotton canvas gift bag at 5 inches, the dark thread reads on any bag colour
- Office party sweatshirtOffice party context is where this design gets the most reaction, chest placement works best
- Kids Christmas pyjama topPyjama top chest placement at 3.22 inches works on 4T through adult small
- Felt ornament panelCut the stitched fabric into an ornament oval shape and back with felt for a hanging piece
- Linen kitchen towelLinen kitchen towel at the 5-inch size, red and black thread both wash well on linen
- Christmas card fabric insertStitch a 3x4 inch piece and mount behind a die-cut card frame for a fabric insert card
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 3.22 × 3.51 in | 7,009 |
| 4.14 × 4.51 in | 9,074 |
| 5.06 × 5.51 in | 11,213 |
| 5.97 × 6.51 in | 13,405 |
| 6.89 × 7.51 in | 15,784 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.








Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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