Grumpy cartoon frog perched on a log, not happy at all. The face barely clears the bottom of the design like hes peeking over a wall, both little hands raised with the middle fingers pointing straight up. Below that in blocky lowercase letters it says i hate all of you. Thats it. No context needed, works on its own every time.
Done in 2 shades of green, a medium flat green for most of the face and a lighter lime on the throat and belly area. The black outlines are medium weight so it reads clearly even at the smallest size which starts at 2.31 inches wide. Those little spotted dots on the head are a lil detail I kept because removing them made the whole face look too blank. Five colours total, 4 colour changes.
Ping me if ya got a question. One customer who ordered the 4.5-inch size for a hoodie pocket sent me a photo last november, and honestly it looked alot better than I expected on black cotton. The chunky satin lettering sits at the bottom and gives it that internet-meme energy done properly in real thread. She said 3 people at work asked where she got the hoodie.
Best on black or charcoal cotton or a heavyweight canvas tote where the green really shows. Avoid dark green fabric because the body fill will disappear. Use cutaway stabiliser underneath since the green sections have decent density at the largest 29,362-stitch size. Standard 75/11 needle works fine. The lowercase satin-stitch text has good weight so hoop snug and dont rush the bobbin tension.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- antisocial humour hoodie front or pocketStitch the 4-inch size on a black hoodie pocket flap and the frog face peeks out exactly the right amount
- introvert funny tote bagPop the medium version on a black canvas tote and ya get the whole meme readable across the room
- office desk worker matching crew teeEmbroider the small size on a charcoal jersey tee for a work-from-home team matching shirt that actually makes people laugh
- sarcastic gift for a friend who hates morningsRun it on a plain cream muslin tote as a gift for the friend who texts you monday morning complaints every week
- gamer or streamer channel merchDrop the 3.5-inch version onto a gaming chair headrest cover or a streamer merch tee on black twill
- denim jacket back or sleeve patchHoop onto denim and stitch the 4.5-inch size as a back panel patch on a jacket, the green pops off the indigo
- adult halloween costume funny shirtUse the largest size on a black cotton halloween shirt for the person who hates dressing up but was told they had to
Dimensions
9 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 2.31 × 3.51 in | 10,128 |
| 2.64 × 4.01 in | 12,059 |
| 2.96 × 4.51 in | 14,066 |
| 3.29 × 5.01 in | 16,364 |
| 3.62 × 5.51 in | 18,667 |
| 3.95 × 6.01 in | 20,979 |
| 4.28 × 6.51 in | 23,885 |
| 4.60 × 7.01 in | 26,446 |
| 4.93 × 7.51 in | 29,362 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.
Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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