Honestly this is kinda just the perfect christmas phrase for anyone who knows theyre not really on the nice list. 'Heading for the Naughty List' in casual stacked lettering, two colours, a design that customising into a funny christmas gift is very straightforward. The lettering has a relaxed hand-drawn quality to it, not overly polished, which makes it read as intentionally cheeky rather than accidentally tacky.
Stitch count runs from 7,648 at the smallest 2.7 inch size up to 17,657 at the 5.8 inch largest version. Height goes up to 7.5 inches tall on the biggest size so the stacked text has room to breathe. Two colour changes, light density at 405, so this one stitches really really quickly. Use a tearaway stabiliser on cotton twill or canvas. Cutaway for anything stretchy. Doesnt need topping on most fabrics.
My nephew asked me to stitch this on a plain white onesie for his baby last christmas, as a joke gift for the family. It got the biggest laugh at the christmas gathering and the baby wore it for every photo that day. People keep ordering it for kids and adults alike, its one of the designs that spans a wide age range for funny christmas gifts. Honestly I wasnt expecting it to sell as well as it does.
Sizes span 2.71 to 5.81 inches wide and up to 7.5 inches tall. Works great on red, white, navy and grey fabrics. Pick a bold contrasting background so the lighter coloured text reads clearly at smaller sizes. Avoid very dark fabrics with the smaller sizes since the fine letterforms can lose crispness.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Funny baby christmas onesiesOn a white baby onesie it becomes an instant holiday photo prop and a laugh at every christmas gathering.
- Novelty adult christmas sweatshirtsOn a sweatshirt at the 5 inch size it sits well on an adult chest and reads as a funny statement without being mean-spirited.
- Holiday gag gift pouchesStitched on a small cotton pouch filled with coal-shaped candy it makes a complete naughty-list gag gift.
- Kids christmas party shirtsOn a kids party shirt it fits the energy of a christmas party perfectly without needing anything else on the garment.
- Secret Santa apparel giftsAs a secret santa gift on a plain tote or sweatshirt it gets the laugh every time without being offensive.
- Christmas pyjama sets for adultsOn a set of christmas pyjama shirt fronts it gives adults something funny to wear on christmas morning.
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 2.71 × 3.51 in | 7,648 |
| 3.48 × 4.50 in | 9,950 |
| 4.26 × 5.50 in | 12,421 |
| 5.03 × 6.51 in | 14,907 |
| 5.81 × 7.50 in | 17,657 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.








Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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