Bold blocky lettering, two colours, zero ambiguity about what kind of shop this is. The main text fills out large satin columns and the letter spacing is tight enough that it reads as a single confident phrase rather than individual words floating around. At 6.27 inches wide its got alot of presence on a garment front. The contrast colour on either a shadow or an accent line is what makes it pop without looking flat.
Four sizes from 2.93 x 3.5 reaching the full 6.27 x 7.5 inch version, top stitch count sitting around 20,609 stitches. The digitising was done properly with underlay beneath the satin so you dont get bleed-through on lighter fabrics. Pair tearaway with medium cutaway for knits and a light tear-away for woven apron fabric. The two-colour sequencing means the machine stops once between thread changes, thats it, so stitchout is fast on production runs.
I get messages from salon owners all the time about it. One customer ordered it last christmas for a team of 8 stylists, put it on matching black aprons with pink lettering. She said her customers loved it and it got more comments than anything else in the salon. The humour is pretty obvious but somehow it still suprises people when they see it. Thats half the appeal honestly.
Stitch it on salon aprons for the whole team as a funny uniform piece. Use it on hairdresser gift tote bags with scissors and comb tools alongside. Pop it on a crew neck sweatshirt for a stylist who likes to get comments at work. Add it to a custom mug cosy or a zipper pouch for styling kit. Pick a size that fits your hoop and send it. Drop me a chat if the punch fails and Ill repair it fast. Send me a message if the download stalls and Ill fix it fast.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Salon team aprons as a matching funny uniform for stylistsEmbroider onto black salon aprons in pink or rose gold thread for a matching team uniform; the 2-colour build keeps thread changes fast.
- Hairdresser gift tote bag paired with salon tool accessoriesStitch onto a canvas tote and fill it with hair accessories for a ready-made hairdresser gift that gets actual laughs when opened.
- Crew neck sweatshirt for a stylist with a sassy sense of humourCentre the 6.27-inch version on a sweatshirt chest for maximum impact; I get messages from hairdressers ordering these in bulk every November.
- Custom zipper pouch for a hairdresser styling kit bagZipper pouch front in the 2.93-inch build is compact but very readable as a salon accessory; cutaway stabiliser keeps the letters crisp after washing.
- Funny birthday gift shirt for a friend who works in a salonCutaway stabiliser recommended for soft gift shirts on knit fabric; the dense lettering needs the backing to keep its shape after washing.
- Market or pop-up stall merch for an independent hairdresserPrint cards to go with it explaining the joke for market stall packaging context; some customers really do need the clarification.
Dimensions
4 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 2.93 × 3.50 in | 8,898 |
| 3.77 × 4.49 in | 11,504 |
| 5.44 × 6.51 in | 17,415 |
| 6.27 × 7.50 in | 20,609 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.
Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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