Honestly this is kinda the perfect thing to stitch for someone youre gonna keep. Two lines of text, I'm Yours on top and No Refunds underneath in a slightly smaller weight, and the whole joke kinda lands because it reads like actual small print. Im always digitising quote designs but this one gets more repeat orders than most.
Two colours, 10,193 stitches at the smallest size up to 22,824 on the 6.71 inch version, so its not a really really dense piece but there's proper satin fill on the letterforms so they come out crisp rather than fuzzy. The underlay work keeps the text sitting flat even on stretchy jersey without any of that puckering you get with badly digitised type.
I get messages asking if this really really works on shirts and yes it does, that was the whole point. A customer reached out last valentines day to say she stitched it on her husbands apron and he wore it at their dinner party and everyone wanted to know where it was from. Thats the reaction you want.
Back woven cotton, denim or canvas with tearaway. Try a cutaway if youre going on fleece or any knit. Skip very light fabrics on the big 6.71 inch version as the satin fills can get heavy. Pop it on a dark background and do the text in cream or white for the most impact.
Five sizes, 3.13 to 6.71 inches wide. Reach out if you want the lines rearranged or a custom version and Ill see what I can put together for you.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Funny valentine's day shirtsCentred on a plain white tee it makes a valentines day shirt that people actually want to wear rather than put away.
- Anniversary apron giftsOn a linen apron it becomes a funny and practical anniversary gift that gets used rather than put in a drawer.
- Couples matching tote bagsA matching set of tote bags for a couple stitched with this is the kind of thing that gets noticed and asked about.
- Galentines day hoodieOn a hoodie for a galentines night out it works as a group joke that everyone in the group finds funny.
- Wedding favour pouchesA small version on a cotton drawstring pouch makes a funny gift wrap alternative that doubles as the container.
- Husband gift projectsStitched on a plain navy shirt it works as a birthday or anniversary gift for a husband with a good sense of humour.
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 3.13 × 3.50 in | 10,193 |
| 4.02 × 4.50 in | 13,123 |
| 4.92 × 5.50 in | 16,294 |
| 5.81 × 6.50 in | 19,519 |
| 6.71 × 7.50 in | 22,824 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.








Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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