The quote runs in three layers. Top line is 'no bitchin' in loose flowing cursive, all lowercase, rendered in dark green thread with those long looping ascenders that make script lettering look handwritten. Middle section is a solid red ribbon banner with 'IN MY' punched out in white block capitals. Bottom line is 'Kitchen' in big green cursive that sweeps down with a curling tail at the end.
And then theres the utensils. A fork sticks out from the left side of the ribbon and a long-handled spoon hangs off the right with a red droplet at the tip. Below the whole thing sits a small decorative arrow with a tiny heart in the middle. Its a busy design but everything is spaced well enough that it doesnt crowd when you stitch it out.
Three colours total. Green for the lettering, red fills the ribbon banner, white handles the block caps inside. The machine stops twice for colour swaps. So load the green first, then swap to red for the banner fill, then load white for those 'IN MY' caps. Most customers find the sequence easy because each colour lives in its own clearly separate area of the design.
Works best on solid-colour fabric. Ive had messages about this one from people who run small apron businesses and say its been in their regular lineup for a while now. Back in February a customer told me shed been stitching it on linen aprons for market stalls and it sells out every time. That checks out. Use a stable woven-fabric stabiliser on aprons and tea towels. Pop it on cream, white, pale grey, or soft denim and those three colours all read clearly. Skip busy patterns or dark fabrics. Hoop tight and youre sorted.
Five sizes from four to 8 inches wide. Digitised in Wilcom EmbroideryStudio. Instant download, 8 formats included.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Kitchen apron front panelsCentres on the bib of a canvas apron at six inches, the red banner sits right at eye level and grabs attention fast
- Funny gift tea towels for home cooksStitch on a plain linen tea towel and its an instant gift for anyone who runs their kitchen with strong opinions
- Canvas tote bags for grocery runsLooks great on the front of a natural canvas tote, the three-colour combo stays sharp even on rough fabric weaves
- Cushion covers for kitchen bar stoolsPut it on a bar stool cushion cover in the kitchen and it becomes a conversation piece every time someone sits down
- Denim shirt back panel projectsBack panel on a denim shirt works at eight inches, the green script reads well against blue denim with no clash
- Housewarming gifts for new homeownersA straightforward housewarming present when you stitch it on a framed hoop or an apron and bag set together
- Personalised chef coat or cooking class apparelPop it on a cooking class apron or chef coat for a catering student who has a sense of humour about the kitchen
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 4.01 × 3.70 in | 10,974 |
| 5.01 × 4.62 in | 14,233 |
| 6.01 × 5.55 in | 17,870 |
| 7.01 × 6.47 in | 21,787 |
| 8.01 × 7.39 in | 25,961 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.
Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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