Three words stacked, a rectangular bar underneath, and a pair of curly pink moustaches flanking the middle line. Thats this one. The top word sits in dark green chunky block letters with a little cowboy hat perched on the first letter, the middle word runs in red with the moustaches on either side, and the bottom word fills the last row in blue. Under everything theres a coloured bar chopped into rainbow segments like a computer loading screen circa 2003, which is exactly the right era for this kind of humour.
Seven colours, 6 colour changes, 38 trims at the smallest 2-inch size scaling up to 40 trims at 3 inches. Stitch count is 3,946 at 2.01 x 1.70 inches and reaches 13,546 at the 6.01 x 5.09-inch version. Back with cutaway jersey or knit, tear-away works fine on stable woven cotton. the software I use handled the 7-colour sequencing so youre not breaking thread mid-word. The block letter satin fills are the heaviest sections, the coloured bar segments use dense satin columns with clean breaks between each colour stop.
Five sizes from 2 inches up to 6 inches give you flexibility. Stitch the 2-inch version on a polo chest for a subtle hit, or run the full 6-inch centred on a sweatshirt front. The cowboy hat detail reads at all sizes because its kept as a simple satin shape, not a fussy filled element. A customer asked whether the bar stitches flat on polo pique and the answer is yes as long as you place a topping on those segments, it keeps the satin edges from sinking into the weave texture.
A fathers day standby but honestly useful any time someone in the house is on a bad joke run. Peaks every June, doesnt go stale the rest of the year.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Fathers Day gift shirts and polosThe 5-in centred on a chest polo is a classic fathers day gift run, works well on navy or white.
- Dad-themed aprons and oven mittsA centered 4-inch on a canvas apron front says exactly the right thing about the person wearing it.
- New dad baby shower gag giftsNew dads get this on a onesie pocket or a bib for the baby, its the right energy for that life stage.
- Kids personalised tee for dad's birthdayKids love giving dad something funny; the tiny 3-in version on a coloured tee pocket is quick to stitch out.
- Office mug rug or desk matIron the 2-inch version onto a small felt mug rug for a desk gift that stays in eyeline all year.
- Funny groomsmen shirt panelsA uniform joke shirt for groomsmen gets funnier if the groom is a known dad joke offender.
- Father and child matching sweatshirtsMatch a 4-inch adult sweatshirt with a 2-inch toddler version on the pocket for a set photo moment.
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 2.01 × 1.70 in | 3,946 |
| 3.01 × 2.55 in | 5,946 |
| 4.01 × 3.40 in | 8,055 |
| 5.01 × 4.24 in | 10,530 |
| 6.01 × 5.09 in | 13,546 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.








Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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