Drunkest Bunch of Assholes Embroidery Design, Camping Quote, Instant Download

Its a round badge design, the kind you'd slap on a camp chair or a cooler bag and everyone in the site immediately gets it. The words curve around the top in chunky teal block letters spelling out the first line, and then "Assholes" hits dead centre in this huge sprawling orange script that takes up probably 60% of the whole design. So the bottom arc wraps back around in matching teal. Cheeky but not mean, just honest really.

I sold a bunch of these last summer at camping weekends and its always the camp dads and the group-trip organisers who go for it first. The little teardrop camper sits right in the middle behind the text, black with white detailing, flanked by two solid green pine trees. Theres a small campfire tucked underneath, just a flicker of red and brown logs, the kind you cant help but stare at after the third beer. Six colour changes total, teal first, then brown, then orange, dark green, red, and black last for the fine outlines.

Stitch density sits around 432 so its not light. Hoop with a medium-weight cutaway stabiliser underneath, dont use tearaway on this one or you'll get movement in those satin columns around the script lettering. The teal arched text uses tight satin stitching and it needs support the whole way through. But if your machine handles the colour changes clean, the final result is genuinely worth it.

Comes in 4 sizes: 5 inch, 6 inch, 7 inch, and 8 inch wide. Stitch count runs from about 14,821 up to 25,150 at the largest. Use the 5 or 6 inch version on caps and denim shirts. Go 7 or 8 inch on the back of a hoodie or a big canvas tote.