Merry Poop-mas Yall Embroidery Design, Funny Christmas, Instant Download

Took the classic Merry Christmas greeting and ran with it in the most absurd direction I could think of. The word 'Merry' runs across the top in a thin black cursive script with those elegant looping tails. Then 'Poop' hits in big chunky green block letters with a dotted texture fill, and '-mas' follows in that same black cursive. To the right of the text sits a brown poop swirl shape, the classic emoji-style mound, and below the whole text block is a wrapped black gift box with a red bow. Then 'Y'all' closes it out at the bottom in a red flowing script. The layout is roughly square, fits neatly as a chest print.

Four colours total: black script sections, green Poop block letters, brown on the soft-serve mound, red Y'all. Density comes in at 369 which makes it one of my lighter digitised designs. At 7.5 inches youre looking at 20,911 stitches, and the small 3.5 inch version drops to 8,012. Its a quick sew at any size and dont need any colour changes software if you cant be bothered. Back it with a cutaway for stretch fabrics like jersey or fleece, use a tearaway on stable woven cotton.

People have been grabbing this one for christmas secret santa sets every year since I put it up. My husband stitched the 6 inch version on a cream tea towel last christmas and honestly it was the most talked about thing at the family dinner. Run it on white, cream or light grey fabric and the colour contrast reads exactly right. Avoid anything too dark and the green and brown will get lost. Hoop square and keep the tension even through the script tails because theyre thinner and need clean underlay.

Choose a light tearaway on cotton shirts. Swap to cutaway on any stretchy garments to stop those flourishes puckering.