Sounds Like Bullshit to Me Embroidery Design, Instant Download

The layout is three lines inside a rectangle. Top line: SOUNDS LIKE, in small tight block capitals. Middle: Bullshit, and its huge, in a thick retro script with big loops and a double underline beneath. Bottom line: TO ME, in the same small caps as the top. That centre script does most of the work. It fills the frame almost edge to edge at the larger sizes and the retro bar-sign style makes it look like something youd see on a vintage saloon sign, except the word is very much not saloon-appropriate.

One colour, black. No colour changes, no stops except the machine end. The frame is a double running stitch rectangle that gives the whole thing that patch-badge feel without requiring any actual patch construction. Nine sizes from 2.68 inches up to 5.73 inches wide, so you can put the small one on a back pocket or go large on a tote front where the retro script is genuinely readable from across the room.

Use a tear-away stabiliser on anything woven. On knit fabric use a light cutaway so the frame stays square. The script fill is the densest section, thats where puckering happens if your tension is off, so run a test on scrap first and adjust your bobbin before you commit to a final piece. Skip dark fabrics unless youre doing a white thread version, the frame gets lost on black denim even with a good underlay. Add topping on any textured knit or the script detail fills in.

Honestly People keep asking about this every few weeks, its the kind of design people buy twice because the first one is always for a specific person. A customer last winter bought it for her coworker who sits through the same weekly status meeting she does. Drop me a note if any download has an issue and Ill get it sorted fast.