You've Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit Embroidery Design, Instant Download

Hes got pink wraparound sunglasses on. And a revolver. And the specific energy of a gnome who has genuinely been pushed too far. The text running around him reads You've Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit in big bold slab-serif lettering, and the whole composition is somehow simultaneously threatening and deeply funny.

22 colours is the highest count in this batch and ya can see why when you look at the outfit. The yellow-orange shirt, the denim blue jeans, the tan hat, the silver gun, the pink glasses, the warm grey beard, the brown leather belt, the boots. Each section is individually digitised with density-appropriate fills. my usual software ran the denim sections with a cross-hatch underlay to get that fabric texture without adding excessive stitch bulk. The lettering is clean satin columns with a slightly rough inner fill that reads as hand-stamped.

One customer wrote in last november saying she made her mum a charcoal tea towel with this on it as a birthday gift. Said her mum laughed for 5 minutes when she opened it and has used it every single day since. Thats kind of the whole point of this design, its not decorative, its a joke that lives in the kitchen and lands every time someone reads it for the first time.

Stitch this on dark charcoal or black fabric and the golden shirt and tan hat come out properly. Avoid very pale grounds because the silver revolver and grey beard both struggle for contrast on white or cream. Natural denim works well too if youre doing a jean jacket back panel, the blue jeans on the gnome tie back to the base fabric nicely. Use cutaway stabiliser throughout, 52,099 stitches at the largest size. Reduce speed on the lettering pass, those satin columns need a clean controlled run.