Worked on this one this christmas season and honestly it came out better than I expected. The quote arranges as a square-ish block. The phrase flows in red cursive at the top and bottom, and the words your and this sit big and chunky in green block caps in the middle. The poop emoji shape, rendered in tan-brown satin fill, sits right beside the word this so the punchline lands visually before you even read it. Small blue snowflakes dotted around the outside add a christmas context without overdoing it.
Back it with a cutaway stabiliser because the stitch density here is high, around 444 stitches per square cm, and the green satin sections are doing heavy lifting. 4 colour changes, red, green, tan and blue. Largest size is 7.5 inches wide at just under 26,850 stitches, which puts this solidly in the complex range. 5 sizes going down to 3.5 inches for smaller hoops.
My friend who teaches primary school ordered this last november for a staff christmas party bag and apparently the whole staffroom was howling. She sent me a photo and I could see from the stitching it hooped beautifully on her machine. this is the kind of design that works on any light-coloured fabric, white cotton, cream canvas, linen. Skip dark bases or those satin fills wont pop.
Use it on tote bags, aprons, tea towels or pillow covers. Pop the 4-in chest on a flour-sack towel as a stocking stuffer. Reach out if theres anything wrong with the download and Ill get it fixed fast. Thats my honest take, dont overthink it.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Christmas party tote bags for teachers and school staffStitch on canvas tote bags for teacher christmas parties or staff room gift exchanges, it tends to get a big reaction.
- Funny holiday gift bags for work colleaguesWorks on plain cotton or linen gift bags for work colleagues, especially in holiday seasons when everyone is maxed out.
- Festive aprons with cheeky Christmas humorStitch on a white cotton apron for a funny christmas kitchen gift, the quote lands better in person than in photos.
- Xmas pillow covers for adults who find the holiday stressfulPop on a cream or white cotton pillowcase as a seasonal accent for anyone who keeps their christmas stress sense of humour.
- Secret santa gift wrapping totes with personalityUse on canvas totes as gift wrapping for secret santa, the design announces the mood before the present is opened.
- Holiday tea towels for the person who doesn't like Christmas giftsStitch on a flour-sack tea towel in the 4 inch size, pair with a hot drink mix as a small christmas gift.
- Christmas wall hoop art as a conversation starterHoop a piece of white linen and frame as seasonal wall art for a home with a good sense of humour.
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 3.51 × 3.76 in | 9,905 |
| 4.51 × 4.83 in | 13,378 |
| 5.51 × 5.90 in | 17,309 |
| 6.51 × 6.97 in | 21,759 |
| 7.51 × 8.05 in | 26,849 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.
Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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