Right in the middle is a very distressed chicken. Wings flung out wide, beak open, eyes doing that full-panic thing where the pupils go tiny. A strand of fairy lights is tangled around the body in three loose loops, wire bunching at the chest and trailing off at the feet, individual bulbs in red, yellow, green, and blue hanging off it. The hen wears a red Santa hat with a white pompom that lists slightly to one side, like it got knocked during whatever disaster is unfolding here.
Im fine arches in chunky black block lettering above the bird, period included, and EVERYTHING IS FINE runs below in the same bold font, also with a full stop, also clearly not fine. The letters have a slight hand-pressed texture to em, so it looks like something stamped rather than perfectly typed out. Motion lines radiate out from the wings, and the feet are just visible at the bottom, planted on a small shadow patch.
Eleven colours, 5 sizes from 3.5 by 3.3 inches up to 7.5 by 7 inches, stitch counts from just under 21,000 at the smallest to 51,675 on the largest. Its the feather shading that drives those numbers, theres a lot of directional satin work in there for the gradations. Use a firm medium cutaway stabiliser and slow your machine on the feather detail section, dont rush it. A customer put the 5-inch on a black crewneck last year and said it was the only thing she got compliments on in all of December.
Pick a dark background and the charcoal text plus golden feathers both read clean, black, deep navy, dark grey, or forest green all work well. Skip yellow, the feathers disappear against it. Use tearaway on stable wovens and cutaway on any knit or fleece. Dont skip stabiliser thinking its just a gag gift, the detail in those feathers earns every layer. Email me if the wing outline separates from the body fill and Ill swap a thread shade to sort it.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Funny Christmas sweatshirt for a December giftStitch the 5-inch on the chest of a black or dark navy crewneck and give it to a friend whos running three Decembers simultaneously
- Holiday apron for someone who hates cooking but does it anywayPlace the mid size on a linen apron bib as a gift for someone who hosts every year and never admits how much it costs them
- Sarcastic Secret Santa tote bagEmbroider the large on a canvas tote, write a colleagues name on the handle, and use it as the Secret Santa bag itself
- Christmas-themed office mug sleeve embroideryRun the small on a double-layer fabric mug sleeve and give it as a stocking filler alongside a bag of decent coffee
- Teen bedroom wall hoop artStitch the large in a 8-inch hoop, frame it on the wall of a teens room where the vibe is general contempt for December
- Funny pillow cover for a white elephant partyCenter on a plain cushion cover and put it out for a white elephant gift exchange where people actually appreciate a laugh
- Craft market seasonal pin cushion topCover the top of a pincushion with the small size for a sewing room that has opinions about the fourth quarter
- Ugly sweater patch panel on canvas backingEmbroider on a white cotton twill panel, cut to shape, iron-on-back, and apply to a thrifted plain sweater for an ugly sweater competition
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 3.51 × 3.29 in | 20,858 |
| 4.51 × 4.22 in | 27,749 |
| 5.51 × 5.16 in | 34,979 |
| 6.51 × 6.09 in | 42,901 |
| 7.51 × 7.03 in | 51,675 |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.








Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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