Pulled together this one for every person whose morning coffee hasnt kicked in yet. The quote stacks vertically: "I'm" in red italic script at the top left, "Pretty" in bold condensed black, "Sure I" in flowing red script, "Seized the" in a mixed block style, and "Wrong Day" sweeping wide in a red script that curls at the bottom. And theres a red outline rose floating in the top right corner, its petals done in running stitch so it stays open and sketchy rather than filled. Thats the botanical detail that separates this from a plain typography design.
Its 2 colours: black runs 3,021 stitches at the 3-inch size, red runs 5,449. At the 5-inch hoop those jump to 4,982 black and 8,975 red. Total stitches go from 8,472 at 3 inch up to 20,306 at the 7-inch hoop. Digitised in Wilcom EmbroideryStudio with underlay on the bolder condensed words and lighter density on the script swashes. Dont run it too fast on stretchy fabric or the lettering warps.
Specs: 5 sizes, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 inch wide. Color changes 1, trims 46 to 50 depending on hoop size. Use a tearaway stabiliser on quilting cotton or linen. Switch to a cutaway on fleece or sweatshirt material so the denser red script stays anchored to the bobbin side. Add dissolvable topping on terry cloth so the floral outline doesnt get lost in the pile. Skip satin fabric, the density variance between script and block sections shows up as sheen inconsistency.
My friend ordered four for her chronically late group chat last December, customers put it on totes for the friend who never reads the calendar. Last spring a customer sent me a photo of it hooped in rust orange on cream linen for a birthday gift and it looked suprised how different the colour changed the whole feel. Dm me if you cant figure out which size works for your hoop. One thing.
What people are using this design for
A starting point. The design works for plenty more than just this list, this is what folks have stitched it onto most.
- Funny tote bag for a chronically late friendStitch the 5-inch size on a canvas tote and gift it to the friend who shows up 20 minutes late to everything.
- Coffee lover mug cosy or kitchen towelRun the 3-inch file on a linen kitchen towel or mug cosy in a warm rust orange thread instead of red.
- Work gift for the colleague who is always exhaustedEmbroider on a fleece blanket or beanie using the 4-inch file as a lighthearted holiday work gift.
- Sweatshirt slogan for Monday morningsUse the 6-inch version on a plain hoodie chest for a Monday-morning sentiment that gets laughs at the office.
- Reusable shopping bag with personalityStitch onto a heavy-weight reusable shopping bag as a daily reminder not to take life too seriously.
- Framed hoop for the home office wallHoop on natural linen in a 7-inch frame and hang in a home office where it gets seen during long video calls.
Dimensions
5 sizes included. Stitch counts shown for the largest colorway.
| Size (in) | Stitches |
|---|---|
| 3.01 in × 2.89 in | |
| 4.01 in × 3.85 in | |
| 5.01 in × 4.82 in | |
| 6.01 in × 5.78 in | |
| 7.01 in × 6.74 in | |
Files & Formats
Eight machine formats included in one zip. Whichever your machine reads, its in the pack.
Plus a color chart for thread matching. See full format guide.
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Reyazul Masud Riham, hand-drawing every design on this site
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