You've Guac To Be Kidding Me Embroidery Design, Instant Download

Heres the youve guac to be kidding me quote, 9 sizes of stacked typography in red and green, and its proper kitchen-pun gold. Youve sits up top in red bold cursive with a sweeping V tail. Guac slams in the middle in chunky green block letters, all caps, taking up the most visual real estate. To be hides small in red script underneath, then Kidding me lands big at the bottom in flowing red cursive. Two avocado halves flank the green letters, one each side, each cut open so you see the yellow-green flesh and a brown pit nestled in the middle.

Honestly the avocados are what sell it. Outer ring is dark forest green skin, inner flesh blends from yellow into cream tan, and the brown pit sits dead centre. Seven threads handle the lot, red on three text lines, two greens on the block letters and avocado skin, yellow blending into cream for the flesh, mid brown for the pit. industry-grade software handled the digitising, fills laid out directional so the pit catches light right and doesnt read flat.

Customers been stitching this onto kitchen towels and aprons for months, especially after the big guac-price meme drama at one major chain. One customer last april suprised her boyfriend with a pillow version when he kept whining about avocado toast prices, said he laughed for a solid five minutes. Its got that easy wedding-shower-gift vibe too if the bride is a guac obsessive.

Plain light woven linen or cotton handles this best. Pop it onto a white tea towel, cream apron, oatmeal cushion or sage canvas tote. Avoid dark green fabric because the avocado skin and the bold lettering disappear, and skip black aswell, the cherry red gets murky on dark grounds. Light grey works ok if youre after something low-key but white pops the avocados best.

Stitch count sits moderate, around 24,229 on the biggest run and 10,267 on the smallest, so it moves faster than the dense floral stuff. Drop a medium cutaway behind aprons and tees, switch to tearaway behind woven canvas and kitchen linens. Frame the hoop firm because the smooth fruit fills will ripple right up if the cloth shifts. Try the 5 inch on tea towels and pillows first, save the full 7 for for apron bibs and wall hoops where that lettering can spread out properly.